Living Cartoon Profile No. 2

Name: Brianna Jyang

Name people actually use: Bree
Most evident pathology: Makes no bones about the fact that she wants to sleep with almost every guy she meets, but only once
Does she actually do this?: We're not sure
Non-work e-name(s): boxofpaperclips@hotmail com
Preferred room temperature: 65°F
Favourite game: The original PlayStation Tomb Raider
Preferred Simpsons character: Edna Krabappel
Preferred karaoke song: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
Does this song make her mushy?: Yes
Does this mean she's a crying drunk?: Yes
Food group most prevalent within work cubicle: A low-fat oat muffin that she eats, one molecule at a time, over the course of an eighteen-hour workday.
Does this frighten and annoy her co-workers?: Yes

© Douglas Coupland, 2006